Monday, January 29, 2007

No, I'm a Ranternista.

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"from the upscale to the (*cough* bullshit) underground..."
Those newsanistas at the New York Times introduce you commonistas to Urban Eye, for the foodanistas, stylenistas, culturenistas, and nightlifenistas who just need to stay on the hipsternista tip. Stylish Sandinista leader Daniel Ortega has reportedly signed up for the daily email.
previously in NY Times stupidity:
1. page A2 is usually fucking hilarious.
2. Times lets you know how stupid they think you are.
3. Take a trip down Memory Lane (a toll road).
4. Tommy, I think about sex a lot.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Ollie North said...

I just fucking knew those commies would invade our cities eventually. Drat.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One man's fashionista is another's fashion terrorist.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Wouldn't that make you a Ranterista?

11:07 AM  
Blogger Jetpacks said...

No, Copyranter is a member of the Ranterati.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss bling bling.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

The Balvenie is.

12:16 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

NYC Starbucks employees would be urbanista baristas. And the Black female ones would be urbanista barista sistas. And Arab NYC Starbucks employees (who are also Black females) would be turbanista urbanista barista sistas. And anyone of these folks who are Ally McBeal fans would be turbanista urbanista barista sistas inta Calista.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

You're all a buncha stinkin' saubversivistas far as I'm concerned.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Oops. Subversivistas. My bad.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

how can such a great newspaper have such shit advertising?

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not nearly as great as its self-important ass thinks it is, which makes it a not-so-great paper.

7:58 PM  

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