No, I'm a Ranternista.
"from the upscale to the (*cough* bullshit) underground..."
Those newsanistas at the New York Times introduce you commonistas to Urban Eye, for the foodanistas, stylenistas, culturenistas, and nightlifenistas who just need to stay on the hipsternista tip. Stylish Sandinista leader Daniel Ortega has reportedly signed up for the daily email.
previously in NY Times stupidity:
1. page A2 is usually fucking hilarious.
2. Times lets you know how stupid they think you are.
3. Take a trip down Memory Lane (a toll road).
4. Tommy, I think about sex a lot.