Second Post.
As it says over there under "copyranter," I guarantee at least two posts every week day. So I typed "second post" into google image search, and this pic is the first result that appeared. Enjoy.As always, Fuck You Douchebags,
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previously in I suck:
1. Flushing the Crankcase.
2. The Human Trainwreck.
3. Google Image Search: "commenter"
4. "I still haven't found what I'm looking for"
posted by copyranter @ 2:30 PM
9 Comments:
hey kaka - you are losing it man.
Hi Mr. Ranter, I'm Gary LaFontaine, owner and CEO of The Forge Works. Just wanted to thank you for the plug.
Is this what you kids call "viral"?
I would NOT do that.
Although it looks like it could do me. Painfully.
Okay. Since there's a void today, I've gotta bring something up.
It's a new Burger King commercial. Ballerinas prancing about and ruining people's breakfast. Whatever.
Then the sinister King appears with a platter of foodstuffs between his legs and the tagline "The King has cracked your morning rut."
The King has cracked your morning rut. I feel lewd just typing it.
The idea of the King cracking my morning rut freaks me out. He is not welcome in any rut of mine.
That commercial has spoiled the nut cracker forever. Damn, I hate Crispin, Miami and BK.
Make that: 2nd post on the left as you swivel right to the 2nd landing after 1st post on the right as you swivel left to the 1st landing.
P.S. BK kills. Fast.
I didn't want a "Post" today. I wanted "General Mills".
i've got your second post right here, shithead. eyyyyyyyyy.
It's better to delete a post than your whole fucking blog. Which is what I did accidentally- ergo, I, like you, suck.
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