Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Third ad of campaign: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle.


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Siemens, a $100 billion, 160 year-old, fat white German tech firm continues with their puzzling effort to connect with aging hip-hop artists worldwide. The tagline for this goofy-ass campaign is "Communication for the open minded". Word.

previously in stupid corporate ads
:
1. bp. Beyond Poppycock.
2. The Good Hands, Bad Taste People.
3. M&Ms "for business"
4. I wrote a post for you, and it was called "Yellow"

9 Comments:

Blogger David said...

Saw you got executed on Gawker. Good stuff.

Thanks for the bracelet. I've used it to achieve my end game of foisting pure, unadulterated, unspeakable horrors uponst man, and his brethren, mankind.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Germans love black culture.

Actually, they love black pussy - and the darker the better.

During my years in Rio visiting Germans always paired up with Stanley plum-colored negresses, no matter how skanky. It was comically predictable.

Maybe Siemens is channeling that latent "die Herrenrasse" desire to bang the black piss out of Serena Williams.

www.functionx.com/people/swilliams/swilliams2.gif

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blech....i believe that when upper middle class caucasions are comfortable using a hip hop term, it is officially dead.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Lardog said...

Hey fuck you guys. I'm Bob Garfield, motherfuckers. I shit ads better than you and let me - ah, sorry. It's so goddamned fun imagining Bob Garfield. My Bad.

2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a shame that you didn't like it, but I'd guess that it's not targeted at you anyway. Plus, it is actually intended to be ironic -nobody would have seriously thought that Siemens would come out with anything like this.

Still, you can't please all the people, and I'd rather be slammed for doing something that you noticed and hated than produce something that just blends into the background...

Cue flaming...

6:05 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

powering down blow torch...

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! I'll see if I can get 'Fo Shizzle My Nizzle' into the next one... :-) Then again...

8:40 AM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

Let's see...Bling Bling...Chill...

whaz nex my niggaz?

Jail?

Talk about tech street cred.

Oh and Anon... who wouldn't want to "bang the black piss out of Serena Williams"?

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Levitra said...

great!

1:23 PM  

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