HIS FEET ARE PENISES AND THE SOCKS ARE CONDOMS.
(click ad to read copy)
Being constantly chided for imagining clit and cock and black cock and fellatio and more fellatio and cum in ad images will NOT stop my faux puritanical rampage through this sleazy industry, present and past. Here, we travel back to 1978 and the introduction of Interwoven sport socks into this tennis hottie's lap. The copy reads, in part:
"So even when he works up a sweat from head to toe (fucking), his feet stay dry..."
It says SOCKS appeal and she's gently stroking his BIG feet...and what do you think he's doing with his hands? (GOOD TIPS people, or you will get more of these. via)