Tuesday, March 11, 2008

HIS FEET ARE PENISES AND THE SOCKS ARE CONDOMS.

(click ad to read copy)
Being constantly chided for imagining clit and cock and black cock and fellatio and more fellatio and cum in ad images will NOT stop my faux puritanical rampage through this sleazy industry, present and past. Here, we travel back to 1978 and the introduction of Interwoven sport socks into this tennis hottie's lap. The copy reads, in part:
"So even when he works up a sweat from head to toe (fucking), his feet stay dry..."
It says SOCKS appeal and she's gently stroking his BIG feet...and what do you think he's doing with his hands? (GOOD TIPS people, or you will get more of these. via)

6 Comments:

Blogger Iagos said...

I am looking and searching for a useful tip. Dammit man have you no mercy?

10:20 AM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

Here those copywriters thought they were so clever and all that.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

She must be an athletic supporter then.

OH.

I’m here, all weak.

12:16 PM  
Blogger spencer said...

I have never stopped being angry about the fact that I was too young during the 1970s to actually enjoy them.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Erin Bradley said...

I'm with spencer. If this is what you call punishment then I have little incentive to be a good girl.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you need help. A different kind of help.

10:42 AM  

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