Tree jewelry? Yes, tree jewelry.
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I thought the rolling grass thing was bad. But this is inanity, defined. The Website landing page reads:
"When was the last time your favorite tree demanded anything from you? Attention? Conversation? Compliments? Surprise that oak, that maple, that honey locust. Drape a gleaming stainless steel necklace around your precious..."
So, branch out. Visit the site and pick out a nice necklace or choker for your favorite woody plant. You'll make that treehugger neighbor of yours green with jealously. But, what if your tree is a man? (thanks to "zip" for the tip) previously in it's fucking Friday: It's Friday—why not masturbate? It's Friday, Sex Machine Friday! It's Friday—floating Michael Bolton head. It's Friday—the Horshack Rorschach.