Link Haze, 4/18/08.

• Squirrel liquor decanter, $425. (link)
• I wonder if this H&R Block spinning signman got the shit beat out of him on Tuesday? (link)
• Italy has banned this sophomoric Tom Ford eyewear ad. (link)
• Latest Williamsburg craze: tagging turds. (link)
• In America, Bud advertises like this. But in the UK, Bud treats consumers like semi-intelligent human beings. (link)
• Here's some six-word movie plot summaries (scroll down). (link)
• This internal Microsoft Vista video may be the worst thing ever created in the history of all living time. (link)
• Did you know you can send a cash gift to the US government? I'm thinking of sending half of my next paycheck. HaHa, fuck you Uncle Sammy. (link)
• Gwynnie Paltrow is an African. Also—on the cover of Vogue—an alien. (link)
• This organ donor ad: cute or creepy? (link)
• Humorous, hungover, morning-after IMs between gentlemen. (link)
• Burger King attempts "street" lingo. Fails. (link)
• The anti-advertising agency is going to pay one of us ad people to quit this horrible profession. Go sign up, or donate. (link)
• Speaking of horrible, NBC Universal and an ad agency are teaming up to create "product-centered" programming. (link, thanks to Jewess Newton for the tip)
• Finally, when some residents of Williamsburg, Brooklyn die, they lay in repose in the Ortiz "fun" home. (link)