MYSTERY SOLVED—Dinosaurs killed off by STDs.
(click ad for closer look)Meteor smeteor. This must be why today we have the phrase "bone like dinosaurs." Or something. Why would the town of Hempstead (Long Island?) use a dinosaur illustration on a syphilis public health announcement? Did local health officials discover a direct link between dinosaurs and human STDs? If only those randy Triceratops had been able to slip on an oversized Jontex condom or XXXL fruit-flavored rubber, maybe we'd still be living in caves and Jurassic Park IV wouldn't be in pre-production. (image source)
posted by copyranter @ 11:00 AM
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This ad also overlooks the inconvenient truth that dinosaurs never existed.
Maybe it would tie in better if the dino illustration had a dome-shaped cranium, and some throbbing veins in it's neck...
Hurray, it's curable! Let's all fuck whores!
Seems like an ad for a Hempstead brothel.
If you guys knew Hempstead, you'd know why they would advertise this. Ha!
What are they trying to say? That there were dino-whores and there was jurassic clap?
Seriously, If you haven't already spent some serious time thinking about Dino-Fucking, I highly recommend it. It's a fascinating concept.
T- Rex was the way they were because of sexual frustrations! How could they masturbate with those wee little arms and forget about foreplay!
HOORAY! I'm going to get me some dinosaur pussy!
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Syphili-sore-ass!
hahahahaha, I just made a funny
in my pants.
good one, ppp.
Excuse me, but where's Jesus in the picture?
He is riding bareback in the background.
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