The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
8 Comments:
Thanks for looking out for your female fans, CR!
And the gay fellas, too.
Clearly "tasteful" (like "tacky") is in the eye of the beholder ...
Though nobody can complain about not seeing pussy today.
But why the cat? ohhhh...
Woohoo! Way to go out on a high note, haha. You will be greatly missed!
Um, I'm not going anywhere.
Charise is not paying attention.
hah.
That first cat is NOT impressed. But, then, are cats ever impressed? *LOL*
Glad to have you back from your thankfully-short self-exile, copyranter!
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