Friday, June 13, 2008

FedEx's annoying in-store banner-selling banner.

(click banner for closer look)
It's super-liminal stupidity. This is one of those times when you wish you could reach through time and space and rip down an advert and crumble it into a ball and then take it outside and cram it down into the sewer—because that's what this fucking banner deserves. If you've ever been inside a FedEx/Kinkos, you'll fully understand when I say, 'I don't want fucking wiseass messages from you, I want some fucking CUSTOMER SERVICE!' previously in customer service: Heathrow terminal 5 passengers—apparently dolphins ran off with your luggage; Bank Pen Wars—Commerce vs. Chase; you must be at least this overjoyed to work for Radio Shack; Toys-R-Us—the closest I've ever come to firebombing a store; and, comparing Bail Bonds advertisements. (image via)

2 Comments:

Blogger Ross said...

No kidding. Every time I have been in a Finkos, I felt like I could steal a copier piece by piece before an employee noticed me. Or the whole damn thing at once, for that matter.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee hee. My agency made copyranter.

5:22 PM  

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