FedEx's annoying in-store banner-selling banner.
(click banner for closer look)
It's super-liminal stupidity. This is one of those times when you wish you could reach through time and space and rip down an advert and crumble it into a ball and then take it outside and cram it down into the sewer—because that's what this fucking banner deserves. If you've ever been inside a FedEx/Kinkos, you'll fully understand when I say, 'I don't want fucking wiseass messages from you, I want some fucking CUSTOMER SERVICE!' previously in customer service: Heathrow terminal 5 passengers—apparently dolphins ran off with your luggage; Bank Pen Wars—Commerce vs. Chase; you must be at least this overjoyed to work for Radio Shack; Toys-R-Us—the closest I've ever come to firebombing a store; and, comparing Bail Bonds advertisements. (image via)