Link Haze, 1/22/10.

• Crayola's law.
• 10 weird penises.
• WK is in Paris (wish I was).
• This dropped food chart (above) is not YES enough.
• Jets owner Woody Johnson must've loved his daughter.
• Local update: The ridiculous Idiotarod is next Saturday.
• Bail bonds spot of the week (here's a print roundup I did in 2006).
• Man "jumps" into giant Reese's peanut butter cup from Brooklyn Bridge.
• Alex Bogusky's (copyranter Equine's Posterior® Award-winner) new title is: Chief Creative Insurgent.