Today in: body parts stupidly made to look like boobs.
(click ad, via) Last week, in a remarkably similar-looking ad from halfway round the world, two shaved male heads were manipulated to look like an ample rack in the name of promoting breast cancer awareness. Here, via the Bangkok office of McCann, knees are made to look like knockers in a questionable attempt to sell Dermacare body lotion—"for sexier knees." I don't at all get the placement of the toes (fingers?) to create the illusion of nipples. In fucking Thailand, everything is sex. Even the cookies flash you.
—Jugs of Campari.
—These Japanese muffins are the tits!
—Arby's introduces the Mellon Burger.