Talk on your cell phone while driving, and you will die, and be instantly reincarnated as either a mutant praying mantis or a mutant iguana.
(click ads, via) Headline on the ads: "If you want to know what you will be in your next life, drive while talking on your cell phone." But before your soul transmigrates, you'll get blood in the ear of the person you're talking to. The ads are apparently PSAs from South American mobile phone operator Telefonica Movistar. Why those two animals, Publicis Peru (the responsible ad agency)? And, you know you're upsetting Peruvian Christians, right? Anyway, here's my ongoing ad PSA: STOP PHOTOSHOP ANIMAL ABUSE!