This had to cause at least a few genital injuries.

(click image) adme.ru recently posted a bunch of sexist ads from recent years. This subway turnstile installation from 2005 was one of the few I hadn't seen. It was done by BBDO Chile and apparently was not a fake Photoshop job. Sorry I can't find a clearer image. I found two very different copy line translations, either "You're safe with Durex" or "There are better things to hit." The second one is both better and worse. Maybe you can examine it and figure out which one it is.
Previous Durex ads. Previous ASSvertising.