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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- What the Hell is Terrence Stamp doing working at a...
- Shots from Google's new Moscow office.
- PETA expertly Photoshops condom into Pope's hand.
- Link Haze, 12/9/10.
- PETA pees on the grave of John Lennon.
- The sleaziest dog shelter ad ever (sfw).
- McDonald's promotes fatso breakfast with massive b...
- (slightly nsfw) Daffy's resorts to (sigh) AssCrack...
- Hockey Ad Break: slobbish Bruins fan gets his come...
- Middle Eastern Ad Watch: WTF, Diet Pepsi?