The dumbest, ugliest Axe ad yet.
(click ad, via) If you don't feel like clicking and trying to figure this ad out, it's a bunch of taxi phone numbers. Because, young man who's about to girlie spray your bod and balls with smelliness, you're going to have endless one night stands across the entire country of Israel. Taxi drivers will also be jockeying for position outside your fuck pad every night to drive your latest fuck home. Congrats, McCann Erickson, Tel Aviv: you've created the most hyperbolic, unbelievable Axe ad I've ever seen. And, that's saying something.