Rich Douchebag Ad from this month's "Departures" magazine.

(click ad) For those of you not in the know, Departures is a free Amex magazine available only to holders of American Express Platinum and Black cards. The Elysian is a luxury hotel in Chicago. The model representing said rich douchebag is holding a skateboard for the first time in his life. The headline makes me want to vomit in the front seat of that $100,000 sports car. I do not receive Departures, in case you were wondering, though I am a douchebag.
Previously in rich douchebags:
• Jason Binn.
• Steve Forbes.
• These people.
• Donny Deutsch.
• Goldman Sachs.
• Bernie Ecclestone.