(click ads, via) Activia is now apparently helping Jamie Lee Curtis and a large swath of the worldwide female poopulation shit like regular race horses. With this new campaign via the Czech Republic, Dannon gently reminds you blocked chicks that you'll still never crap as big as men. Previously in bowel movement ads:
• Jingle for beano.
• Let my people go...to the bathroom.
• ...for sewer rattling bowel movements.
• Vintage: No Poop = No Penis, Ladies.
• Vintage: 1950s I JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT! children's laxative ad series.