NYC Real Estate Ad Watch: Tattooed Naked Fauxhemian Edition.
(click image) What the fuck is that on the bathtub next to the wine? Human entrails? This is via edgy Bushwick Brooklyn, thus the IN YOUR FACE tats. In case you missed it: "hipster" was killed last year, replaced by fauxhemian. Via New York Shitty. Previously in: NYC Real Estate Ad Watch. Related: the unparalleled hyperbole of NYC real estate advertising.
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Sweet potato fries in a human entrail presentation?
I am thinking sweet potato fries, too. They are edgier than regular fries.
At first glance I thought her tattooed arm was a fancy ass bath pillow that draped over the edge of the tub. I know, my only excuse is that I'm still in the middle of my first cup of coffee (sadly, not being served by a sex doll).
I lived in Wburg 22 years ago. Then, and now, if I had that many tattoos I would not have been able to afford the rent on my apartment. Funnily, an informal poll at local fauxhemian cafe revealed that not ONE of these lovelies admitted PAYING for their tats. They all, "knew an artist". How do artists make their living?
"How do artists make their living?"
tramp stamps on fat people
After a glass of wine, read aloud among friends, real estate ad copy is hilarious. Except for mine, of course, which is only funny intentionally.
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