Thursday, December 15, 2011

Now this is a gas station advertisement.

(via College Humor)
I'm thinking this station poster was not pre-approved by ConocoPhillips.

9 Comments:

Anonymous OneJillian said...

HA! So wrong but so right!

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#14 it's 10:45. you're on E. your gilrfriend's curfew is 11:00. her father has arms the size of telephone poles. altoids are still stronger that you.

I-)

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Axel said...

what's being on E got to do with anything though? why is it relevant/necessary?

11:34 AM  
Anonymous don't know much said...

@ Axel

If it's not the 'masturbatory socks,' it's 'E' now, what's next?

Do we have to do all the explaining for you?

12:02 PM  
OpenID calciphus said...

"You're on E"

You're on Empty (E on your gas gauge).

I've seen other variants of this that have the actual picture of a gas gauge. It makes it clearer, but still hilarious =)

2:05 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yes, that's the joke. "We Get It." Obviously, they didn't get it.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Axel said...

Thank you calciphus. Where I come from "You're on E" means you have taken an ecstasy tablet, and are buzzing your tits off. I thought this was an odd thing to say in a petrol station advert. Hence the confusion.

6:13 AM  
Anonymous cath said...

Yeah, I also only got the ecstasy reading. I was sure the ad had to be a fake, because no gas company would encourage that kind of "road tripping." I honestly didn't get the "E is for empty" reference until reading the comments.

I haven't driven a car in 15 years; that's my excuse.

6:58 AM  
Anonymous Phyrie said...

I drive a car everyday, and I didn't get "E is for Empty" either. Should I be concerned that I am a 52 year old grandmother, and went right to "E is for Ecstasy"?

6:04 PM  

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