Now this is a gas station advertisement.
posted by copyranter @ 9:30 AM
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9 Comments:
HA! So wrong but so right!
#14 it's 10:45. you're on E. your gilrfriend's curfew is 11:00. her father has arms the size of telephone poles. altoids are still stronger that you.
I-)
what's being on E got to do with anything though? why is it relevant/necessary?
@ Axel
If it's not the 'masturbatory socks,' it's 'E' now, what's next?
Do we have to do all the explaining for you?
"You're on E"
You're on Empty (E on your gas gauge).
I've seen other variants of this that have the actual picture of a gas gauge. It makes it clearer, but still hilarious =)
Yes, that's the joke. "We Get It." Obviously, they didn't get it.
Thank you calciphus. Where I come from "You're on E" means you have taken an ecstasy tablet, and are buzzing your tits off. I thought this was an odd thing to say in a petrol station advert. Hence the confusion.
Yeah, I also only got the ecstasy reading. I was sure the ad had to be a fake, because no gas company would encourage that kind of "road tripping." I honestly didn't get the "E is for empty" reference until reading the comments.
I haven't driven a car in 15 years; that's my excuse.
I drive a car everyday, and I didn't get "E is for Empty" either. Should I be concerned that I am a 52 year old grandmother, and went right to "E is for Ecstasy"?
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