Friday, March 23, 2012

"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day—Inception version.

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Unnecessarily punctuated Punctuation is unnecessary punctuation is punctuation that is punctuated unnecessarily by punctuation.
Chicken Little is right, the sky is falling. Previously: Necessary "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Hilarious "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.

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Zombie Cop lives!
Previously in:
Unnecessary Quotation Marks.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Creepy "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.

(click via) "Fun" in "clown" means "pederast". And, what the fuck is "COCO" doing with his hands? This, however, is still the creepiest "unnecessary" quotation marks example ever.

Friday, December 23, 2011

A special holiday card edition of "unnecessary" quotation marks.


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That'll make her feel so "warm" and "fuzzy". Thanks to Maureen for the photo, snapped at her local pharmacy. Previous "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks:
ATM signCarpet store.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.

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Totally baffled.
Previously: the creepiest "unnecessary" quotation marks ever.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Necessary "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.

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Because "content" marketing is actually just a bullshit phrase for "marketing" made up by "marketers" in a lame grab at trying to appear "relevant" and "smart" in the "we have no fucking idea what we're doing" digital age.
More "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks posts here.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Painful "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks Sign of the Day.

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Wow. Usually, "inconvenience" is the word in quotes on this type of sign. WHAT DO THEY "MEAN"? Previous "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks Sign of the Day (in Comic Sans!).

Saturday, March 03, 2012

"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Week.

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In other words, just keep your fucking business card, and buy a meal. More funny/creepy "unnecessary" quotations marks posts here.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Buygone Product of the Week: Egg Cuber.

(click ad, via) Fool your friends into thinking they're eating a marshmallow, or something. Fire up the unnecessary quotation marks generator. Previous Buygone Product of the Week: the Dimple Machine.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks Sign of the Day (in Comic Sans!).

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So, what do you think they "really" sell in this store?
• Bikini waxes?
• Maybe merkins?
• Meth?
• Drapes?
•Comic Sans signs?
Your stupid guesses are welcome.
Related: the most inappropriate use of Comic Sans ever.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

top 5 BuzzFeed posts of the week.

• 13 of the worst "unnecessary" quotation marks ever.
• Seven of the worst celebrity ads of the last seven years.
• "Menacing Josh Romney."
• Did Matt Groening steal Homer Simpson from this 1949 cartoon?
• The most literary "wash your hands" bathroom sign ever.

Monday, January 21, 2013

top 5 BuzzFeed posts of the week.

• 15 funny Creative Confessions.
• 12 worst PETA ads of all time.
• New Gay Las Vegas ads glibly mock straight people.
• More of the very worst "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.
• Subway's amazingly stupid Facebook response to the Footlong controversy.

Friday, April 20, 2012

copyranter's top 5 BuzzFeed posts of the week.

19 Insane Hitler Ads (today is his 123rd birthday).
• The most disgusting restaurant ad I've ever seen.
• How douchey will the polo player get on Ralph Lauren polo shirts?
• Unfortunate victim of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.
• 6 of the hottest girls of Amsterdam's Red Light District (not what you think).

Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Creepiest "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks Ever.

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Three questions. One: is that the chair George Clooney made in "Burn After Reading"? Two: do I have to wear the floating crown? Three: are those the creepiest two men ever born? The Pleasure Throne url is dead, btw. Related: the World's Largest Dildo Ad (via Germany, of course).