Friday, October 14, 2005

This had to just plain LICK.

Conference held in my building this week FOR 2 FULL FUCKING DAYS.
Some imagined events:
• Pre-gummed flaps: innovation or folly?
• The Psychological Pain of the Paper Cut
• FREE weigh station Wednesday!
• 3 or 4 lines for the return address? A lively discussion.

I will never complain about ad focus groups again. (Yes I will. They’re fucking useless.)


Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

I've shot some of those meetings. Like watching freaking paint dry.

7:59 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

Ouch, I went to that conference, quite enthralling actually. We learned how to lick an envelope closed 300 different ways, then we started licking each other. Great fun!

11:58 AM  
Blogger ohoney said...

I just did a conf here w/ Sarah Ferguson the xduchess as the special guest speaker/flogging a kidz book (for sobbing out loud), I kited outta there when the'do was ending @ 5 pm and she still hadn't shown, plus not a single flippin' goodie I cadged some Aveda and a 'tini outta another conference of hair marys down the hall.
That's IT I'm going on a speaking tour, I just need to write the script! luv luv,

6:58 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Mona, Mona, Moana, I saw a couple of the male attendees, and well, imagining them licking or being licked is not appealing.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds absolutely terrible, but i'd pick this over advertising week any day.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of envelopes taking a back seat to all the other office supplies. Would you people be as vicious about a meeting of the Rubber Band Manufacturers Association? I think not. Grow up and pick on some other item at Office Depot, please.

10:16 PM  

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