Tuesday, November 22, 2005

"Pass The Darts Donnie Deutsch."

In yesterday's Times, Stuart Elliott, the Dull Geezer columnist of the ad world, regurgitates a survey that "shows problems remain in Agency-Advertiser relationships." Really? As usual, Elliott offers nothing that could ever be mistaken for an insight.
So, here's why "problems remain":
a) Agencies DON'T HAVE A CLUE ahead of time whether the TV spots/ads they create are going to sell product. NOT ONE SCANT FUCKING CLUE. Some smooth-talking Account Guy tells you different, throw him out of your office. Through the window.
b) Agencies would like to be paid handsomely for their own special unique brands of proprietary CLUELESSNESS.
c) Advertisers naturally would like guarantees that the money they are pouring down the dra...umm spending will see at least a modest return.
d) Agencies respond to c) by...sending Advertisers boxes of expensive chocolates.


Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

I guess "here's a quarter, buy a clue" wouldn't fly?

10:41 AM  
Blogger ohoney said...


What kind of chocolate? Massive doses of Godiva?


9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love everything you're saying. but then i'm on ecstasy and staying at Shutters.

10:55 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Dear Cr,

I hate that DD number... he's allegedly my age-- exactly and fuck me if that bit hasn't had major god-knows-what botox schmotox done to his face...etc.

... I hate girly Kuhlman shirt wearing guys like-a that!Does he toss on Lucchese c'boy boots--so 80s-- for some height?
How short is he for sobbing out loud?!

Thanks for listening,


1:33 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Oh and aicphead,

I'm on the next Cessna out. You're having my kind of LA stay.
You ARE out at the beach,
aren't you?


1:36 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

aicphead: you add in a continuous 2-day blowjob, and that's the perfect weekend.

2:24 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Dear Cr:

Only two?
You are a dollbaby, please please aim higher;
hit the ceiling.

Your fan,


8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck is up with http://www.wk12.com and where can I get my hands on the book?

7:06 PM  

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