Thursday, December 08, 2005


Donald J. Trump contacted the copyranter with the assignment of coming up with some distinctive taglines for his new vodka. After he wired me 5 mil, this is the list I emailed him:
•He that drinks of my Vodka will have everlasting hair.
•Absolute™ Trump®©.
•Nothing goes better with a Bump than Trump.
•The Best Vodkas Are Tasteless.
(OK, this was very childish, even for me. I blame Santa).


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What gives? You removed some of the most intriguing options.

9:23 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

you're right anon. I thought they were too much "dick jokey", and we certainly don't need another gorillamask or college they are again:

•Take Me In Your Mouth.
•I jerk off into every bottle.
•Taste My Spunk.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos for avoiding the obvious pole smoking angle in your commentary.

Since we're going with list format:

1. Is Mr. Trump really doing a funnel, and if so of what? Last I heard he doesn't drink alcohol.

2. Forget clever copy (sorry copyranter) - this is exactly where a .30 spot can advance the brand. Just get someone visibly smashed and have him/her stumble around with a bottle of Trump and a cigarette telling people they're fired. The possibilities for setting and additional characters are vitually endless.

3. Tag line concept: Eventhough you can't be Trump, you can sure feel like him.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hangovers for Comb-Overs.

11:12 AM  

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