Donnie Deutsch Mark!
(NOTE: Apparently Donnie Douche now has a regular column in shitty Gotham Magazine called—wait for the ad-guy cleverness—Deutsch Mark [Brilliant! Here’s a sack of Euros.]. Therefore, I will now have a regular post counting how many words in his piece are about him, as opposed to his subject.)In the March issue of Gotham, Douche interviews Billy Joel. The first 2 words of the article? “For me…” Total Words from Joel: 82. Total Words Douche talks directly about himself: 194. Total Words plugging his Talk Show: 50. Times he writes “I” or “me”: 18. Times he calls Joel a "Brand": 1. Total Words in article: 435. Times I said "Douche" while reading the article: 1,038.
posted by copyranter @ 8:47 AM
10 Comments:
I hate to be a bother, but would you post the percentages as well? A Deutschemark piechart is called for, I think.
someone is coming up with code for a search engine to identify keywords to make your life easier.
Douche-land uber alles!!
...er, nein.
-- Salamandre
Gosh, and I thought my columns in "Ad Age" were pathetic, poorly written wastes of time. But I pale in comparison to The Donny.
By the way, gang, my book, "And Now A Few Words From Me," is now available in paperback. I'm just sayin' is all.
Regarding Donnie Deutsch:
Aren't agency heads, (who do a lot of tv and magazines and stuff,) supposed to be SOMEWHAT entertaining?
Hmmm.
LBinDaCity
"Douch-land uber alles!" *hehehehehehe* I liked that, Salamandre.
Anyway, Donnie Deutsch is very annoying, but, on a purely superficial level, he's also very hot. So whenever I see him on TV, I just block out what he's saying and look at his pecs or biceps (since he always wears a tight shirt to show them off).
"...on a purely superficial level, he's also very hot. So whenever I see him on TV, I just block out what he's saying and look at his pecs or biceps."
I do that with the Charles Schwab ski-lift chick.
"Bob", not to worry. You still suck plenty.
Thanks for the validation, Copyranter. Nice to know that after all these years, I still blow more than Paris Hilton at a drunken orgy. (Ah, there's that trademark wit of mine!)
Donny'isms are better than a bad brief, and about as easy to produce. And he's bound and determined to keep it that way!
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