Donnie Deutsch Mark!
(NOTE: Apparently Donnie Douche now has a regular column in shitty Gotham Magazine called—wait for the ad-guy cleverness—Deutsch Mark [Brilliant! Here’s a sack of Euros.]. Therefore, I will now have a regular post counting how many words in his piece are about him, as opposed to his subject.)In the March issue of Gotham, Douche interviews Billy Joel. The first 2 words of the article? “For me…” Total Words from Joel: 82. Total Words Douche talks directly about himself: 194. Total Words plugging his Talk Show: 50. Times he writes “I” or “me”: 18. Times he calls Joel a "Brand": 1. Total Words in article: 435. Times I said "Douche" while reading the article: 1,038.
posted by copyranter @ 8:47 AM
12 Comments:
I hate to be a bother, but would you post the percentages as well? A Deutschemark piechart is called for, I think.
someone is coming up with code for a search engine to identify keywords to make your life easier.
Donnie Deutsch probably masturbates to pictures of himself.
Douche-land uber alles!!
...er, nein.
-- Salamandre
Gosh, and I thought my columns in "Ad Age" were pathetic, poorly written wastes of time. But I pale in comparison to The Donny.
By the way, gang, my book, "And Now A Few Words From Me," is now available in paperback. I'm just sayin' is all.
Regarding Donnie Deutsch:
Aren't agency heads, (who do a lot of tv and magazines and stuff,) supposed to be SOMEWHAT entertaining?
Hmmm.
LBinDaCity
Not only does Deutsch masterbate to his own image,
he probably eats the peanuts out of his own shit.
"Douch-land uber alles!" *hehehehehehe* I liked that, Salamandre.
Anyway, Donnie Deutsch is very annoying, but, on a purely superficial level, he's also very hot. So whenever I see him on TV, I just block out what he's saying and look at his pecs or biceps (since he always wears a tight shirt to show them off).
"...on a purely superficial level, he's also very hot. So whenever I see him on TV, I just block out what he's saying and look at his pecs or biceps."
I do that with the Charles Schwab ski-lift chick.
"Bob", not to worry. You still suck plenty.
Thanks for the validation, Copyranter. Nice to know that after all these years, I still blow more than Paris Hilton at a drunken orgy. (Ah, there's that trademark wit of mine!)
Donny'isms are better than a bad brief, and about as easy to produce. And he's bound and determined to keep it that way!
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