Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Alcoholic Werewolf Quaffs 70,000 Silver Bullets.

Yes, this story is about a month old. And the event itself is a year old. But still. A Utah man drank and discarded 70 Fucking Thousand Beers in his townhouse over an 8-year period. That's comes out to 24 beers a day—ALL COORS LIGHT. Personally, I think this guy was financed by the evil Pete Coors to create a sort of viral (very viral!) performance installation.


Blogger Matt Brand said...

But it Utah the alcohol content in beer is only 3.2%. So basically we're talking about 42.6 beers as opposed to 70. wh

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other than the last paragraph (and his choice in beer), that's the most inspiring thing I've ever read.

3:40 PM  
Blogger concha said...

...for sure.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should recycle all those cans, and splurge on some Heineken.

5:01 PM  
Blogger David said...

Damn - with that much Coors light, he could have killed 2,920 Clean Mormon Babies.

Or one a day, with one case of beer, for 8 years.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn it all to hell. I had him beat in college but couldn't find my camera under all the cans. I also misplaced my liver at about the same time.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to college with Pete Coors. No not that one, his son. He was supposedly a nice guy. I don't know why you'd call the original Coors evil; all beer tastes like ass anyway (except Guiness and Lambic)

11:18 PM  
Blogger Karen Bodkin said...

Ugh. Imagine the beer flies.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like my place, except I drink the Coors Light tall boys. Supersize me.

11:44 AM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Excuse me,
is my former huz
under that pile?
Nice to see the visualization of what finally brought him dowwwn

7:40 PM  

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