Monday, July 10, 2006

Taylor Hicks/Bold Moves for Ford Motors: A Review.

Watching and listening to American Idol winner Hicks "sing" and "dance" (spot) in front of video images of various Ford vehicles makes me wish: 1. Hicks was never born. 2. I was never born. 3. Henry Ford was never born.

The Fusion: A Review.


Blogger Matt Brand said...

man am i glad you posted this. I have so much contempt for his two bit white-soul voice, peppered hair and nausiating 'shirt untucked with blazer' style. Did anyone else fantasize about the Ford suv popping out of the screen behind him and running his ass over?

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's doing car ads already? Wow, he went to the bottom fast, didn't he?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No kidding CR. I walk away from the tv or change the channel the minute I hear him screaming er singing.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ford ads are a contractual obligation of Idol contestants. The few times I saw the show there was always some stupid hastily produced ad (made that week) with the current crop of contestants.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing says "soul" like shilling for Ford.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was under the delusion that I just couldn't hate American Idol or its participants, hosts, judges, audience, advertisers, fox, tv any more strongly till I saw this piece of garbage. Suffering is a better way to put it then "watching and listening"

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tune is soooo catchy! I've been singing it all weekend.

3:14 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

He's pointing at himself as if to say, "Look at me, everyone! I'm terrible!

4:25 PM  
Blogger qwerty said...

The whole campaign is ludicrous. Fords are bold? You bet. It's the mark of a true iconoclast to tool around in Crown Vic.

If that's their idea of bold, I guess it make sense to put Hicks in the ads.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! All you suckers who wasted your life watching that corprate, ratings driven puppet show. Enjoy your death trap ladies.

10:48 AM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

my, we're a bunch of elitists here, aren't we?

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, that's who that guy is.

I thought it was one of those top-40 country singers.

It's tough deciding which would be worse. Either way, this spot is downright awful.

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This commercial rocks! How did they know I love American idol so much I'll do anything they tell me? I'm buying a Ford right now!

12:52 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said... everything okay??

3:31 PM  
Blogger Kitty Laverne said...

The way he pronounces "possibilites" as "possibiliDies" makes me want to kick him in the shin. It's only a matter of time before he ends up on the Fashion Rocks travesty.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's crappy like a doobie brother

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont care wat anyone says i luv this mans voice!! and i dont mind lookin at him either!

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the problem with people these days? THIS GUY IS GOOD. He can't help that he has to do Fords will.algnz

3:00 AM  

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