Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Excuse Me, While I Puke And Die.

Irony as thick as chunky vomit. Hendrix, full of wine (apparently, no vodka was involved) and sleeping pills, died after choking to death on his own alcohol puke. 36 years later, we have Hendrix Electric Vodka. Groovy! Let's do flaming shots whilst our guitars gently burn. What next? The John Belushi measuring spoon set?

1. Product Naming For Dummies.
2. Product Naming For Dummies, #2.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

are there any political vodkas? Reckon Che Vodka would work pretty well. Castro Vodka maybe, when he dies?

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know...I think it's kinda wistful.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also on sale:
Kurt Cobain Electric Shotgun.
Steve Irwin Electric Stingray Juice.
Roy Horn Electric Tiger Upholstery.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh that is just a hateful, hateful product. I'm guessing the genius behind it is a washed up "rock dude" and is approximately 36 years old. I hate you washed up rock dude. I hate you.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's really tasty, I'll drink it. Grey Goose is a completely fabricated vodka based on marketing, but it's a pretty damn good product.

A kick-ass product doesn't atone for all sins, but it should count for something.

btw, maybe it's a play on the very tasty and pricey Hendrick's Gin. It's my favorite for martinis!

Lightweights can opt for the overly sanitized Sapphire and Tanquerey Ten.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh, such awful imagery, I heard Leon Hendrix, Jimi's brother and Buddy Miles, his drummer are owners in the company..... it's a family company.

4:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried it at a party in Vegas it's the best vodka I ever tried....... Evea Longora, and Carmen Electra were getting wasted w/ Navaro and some other girls at the Hard Rock... wish I were there..........

4:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've tried it and it is Kick ASSSSSSS. It was at a party in Hollywood, saw Bono there....waaayyyyyyyyy coooooollllll!!!

5:09 AM  
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5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much hate out there, you guys should sight up for the hoters club and drown your sorrows in.... you guessed it, Hendrix Electric Vodka..... you people need to get a life. I tried it in LA at a party and it was great and I'm not even a hendrix fan, well, ok, I like voodoo child and All along the watch tower, and, well, guess I really do like Jimi Hendrix, he rocks!!!!! I suspect most of you haters are against most everything that has to do w/ change.....

4:37 PM  

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