Monday, January 08, 2007

The Beav's plans featured much much more wood.

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I admit it. The William Beaver House beaver is a hot piece of twat. However, André baby, This concept needs to be, as we say in my pretentious biz, "pushed" a lot more. Sticking him in a famous Empire State Building site photo is ooh soo predictable. And the copy—"supercharged?" What tha fuck does that mean, dude? In-House? Ad agency? Your own ideas? Whatever man, me and my crack art director Keri will give you a spec campaign using your mascot that'll blow wind up Uma's skirt. Call me, hot stuff.
(scanned from the February Bloomberg Markets magazine.)
previously in William Beaver House ads:
1. André Balazs has a new black beaver.
2. Dean Balazs will NOT tolerate wild parties at Beaver House.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the vitriol?

Doesn't this crap deserve at least one "douchebag", two "fuck you's" and, while we're at it, five "Hail Mary's"?

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sitting atop a partially-constructed skyscraper is surely the furthest any man could possibly be from a bit of beaver while in New York.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaverboy gets a supercharged homoerotic high in the sky.

12:11 PM  
Blogger ronbo said...

Think it's time to increase the license fees for this photo?

6:25 PM  

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