Monday, January 29, 2007

'Dis is how they do subliminal advertising in Queens.

"If you're happy, we're happy."
No sex hidden in ice cubes here.
(scanned from Friday's New York Post)

previously in auto advertising:

1. Car dealership ads are a gift from Satan.
2. The Car as Cock.
3. Taglines are DUMB: NYC auto show edition.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does what?

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd does it.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

yeah. I'm sold to the woman in red.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her. But I wouldn't tounge-wash those mudflap pussy lips.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Green Girl said...

I want to buy a car now, and I do not even know how to drive!

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:59 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

oh man. Copyranter gets THE BEST anon comments, hands down. (although I bet money that the above anon is the NY Punk...)

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her parents must be so proud.

11:38 AM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

Lady in red: "But only if your knob is THIS big."

11:48 AM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

Slinks, you flatter me. But seriously, it wasn't me. And I wouldn't fuck her (maybe i'll skull fuck her) and wouldn't even dream of tongue-wash this tramp.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why not $96, so i can be on top...

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll give them $71. 69 plus 2 fingers up their ass

12:59 PM  

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