Friday, August 03, 2007

Link Haze, 8/03/07.

(Until Labor Day, one of my Friday posts will be a link dump. Got something interesting [ad related], email me: copyranter(at)hotmail(dot)com)
Bronze sculpture of a stallion with a human penis built to help promote the Yar Hotel in the Russian town of Voronezh. (link)
Jerry Ringlien, the man who created the "My Baloney Has A First Name" Oscar Meyer jingle, died of a heart attack this week. (link) Remember when Homer sang it?
Could somebody please explain what the fuck a "Hondamentalist" is? (link)
The importance of line breaks: "Ass Beers." Yummy. (link)
Old-Timey condom ad (link)
Bad animal metaphors not only used by stupid law firms. Also used to sell washing machines. (link)
The new Subaru Tribeca—an "irredeemably gruesome" rolling vagina. (link)


Blogger Erin Bradley said...

OK, I just looked at that photo as I was eating a huge bite of salad. Blech. A little decorum, please.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Blaize said...

I always wondered about the circumcision status of Huge Bronze Horse sculptures from Russia, and now I know: Huge Bronze Horse Sculptures from Russia are "uncut." I expect to see this information touted as a selling point in the Huge Bronze Horse Sculpture from Russia's personal ad in The Village Voice any day now.

3:20 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

How does circumsized = uncut?

3:45 PM  
Blogger Blaize said...

It's not circumcised. Can't you see the roll of foreskin behind the glans? That's what an uncircumcised penis looks like, when tumescent.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

Why? Why would you post that? WHY GOD DAMMIT?!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, its not uncut. It's just a grower, thus the extra skin.

What a fucking stupid thread this is. I love being at the office, drunk, on a Friday afternoon!

5:55 PM  

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