Thursday, October 18, 2007

American Apparel's first ever conceptual ad.

So those simple, sleazy kids at American Apparel—who have been blogging continually about copyranter posts in their daily updates (here's one)—have thrown us a curve ball here. Sure, In the past, we've had Tits one, two, three times. But, now we have Tits + "artwork." What do you think the art director/photographer is trying to say here? All three deer have antlers, or "racks," which of course means they're all male bucks. And the model is shyly covering her apparently ample breasts, or "rack." Hmm. I believe this ad is a statement against the objectification of women, right? The retailer is probably feeling guilty for having unabashedly, uncreatively and unceremoniously stuck ass in our face so many times. So Bravo, AA!
UPDATE: Could the model be a tranny? Inquiring commenters want to know. AA has dabbled in the transgendered world.
(scanned from the back of this week's Onion)


Blogger ricpic said...

Which stag goes first?

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. I didn't know that AA sold merkins!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Nik Daum said...

That woman looks like a zombie. A hot zombie.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that woman looks like a junkie. a not hot junkie.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the deer are there to distract from her horrific (junkie, indeed) face.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look at it upside down in order to, you know, ignore the focal point of this photo and actually study her face, she appears to have disturbingly manly features. Viva la Trannie and all, but this picture just leaves me confused.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vegas leggings is an anagram for "gagging elves"... Reindeers with racks, ugly trannies with luscious boobies, Vegas leggings and gagging elves. Fuckin' A, man, this thing's got it ALL!

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out The Hater column at the Onion's for some Am. Ap. halloween costume ideas.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i work for aa and i've seen this girl around. apparently she is one of DOV's minions. She is hardly pretty and at best bigfootish. You can hardly tell upside down though. Her teeth look like a kaleidoscope.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl, I wish I spot your ass in the factory so I can jack slap the hate out your soul!

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those deer all have spots, which means that they aren't whitetail deer, and in some species of spotted deer, both male and females have antlers.

1:03 AM  

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