Wednesday, November 07, 2007

As a matter of fact, there IS a perfectly logical reason why this male model's pants are around his ankles.

It's probably because designer frankie morello didn't want to spend the extra lira (sorry, euros) to place a separate ad for men's underwear in the November Italian Vogue.
But putting aside media budgets, what the fuck is going on here? Did she just service him? Perhaps...he is a forest sprite who's not used to wearing clothing? This senseless ad joins other recent mysteries of fashion advertising like the passed out Kate Spade shoe wearer, the Jimmy Choo desert murder scene, the Dakota Fanning about-to-be-raped Marc Jacobs ad, the Diesel fuck-you angel, and the Uniqlo antelope.
Maybe you have a guess as to what the above scene means? If so, please leave it in the comments.
(thanks to Sivan Lewin for the tip/ad)


Blogger Chris said...

It's a mugging. How else is she going to pay for those stupid overpriced clothes?

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And where's his shirt?

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know what happened:

The two of them were in a passionate embrace and things were progressing nicely until he pulled down his pants for her and she got a gander at his drawers.

She then pulled back in shock and said, 'Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought you were a heterosexual!", tightened her trenchcoat and then marched with purpose away from him. She's got the feminine version of blueballs which is why she looks so pissed. She is thinking, "Why are all the smartly dressed ones nellies?"

He, perplexed at the turnabout of his luck, is staring at the underwear he thought was "bitchrod" and is now questioning everything he knows about douchebag eurotrash fashion. He is wondering if he should, indeed, go back to boxers.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU DOUCHEBAGS and EUROTRASH ALIKE!! Keep your manly intimates MANLY and unfussy. At least if you want women to have sex with you.

This is a public service announcement.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man's inner commentary on shrinkage in cold weather - "so THAT'S what it looks like in 25F below weahter"

Woman is just taking a stroll in the park

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nellies bsp? What is this, 1950?

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Get your profound-thinking caps on. Don't you think the two people are one in the same? The male representing the id, the female the super-ego? Come on, it's misty for Chris sakes.

2) orrrr.... since he's on the north side of that tree (mossy side) - he must be a compass pointing to... well, the compass is not working this exact moment but you get my point. (HAH! Point, get it?)

5:27 PM  
Blogger MartiniCocoa said...

once again
man is emasculated and humiliated by a woman who is stylish and knows how to put together a fabulous outfit.

his looking down forlornly is for his missing penis and testicles
because she has them in her bag.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Make the logo bigger

He's a male model. They don't ship with shirts unless you select that as an option when ordering.

3:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet it means men should wear their pants around their ankles when in forests while women walk around in funny dresses and funny hats.

6:00 AM  

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