Tuesday, February 05, 2008

"SIR, what does 'impenetrable' mean, Commandant SIR?!?"

(click images to read hyperbolic copy, view Pentagon damage)
The Few. The Proud. The Forgetful. Well, it HAS been over seven years, so maybe we've shored things up a tiny bit? But, guys, it's language like this that seems to always comes back to bite us! Go easy on the jarring jingoistic jargon, please? Wait, I know what to do: I'll go leave a friendly message on the Marines myspace page. previously in gov't recruitment ads: Me Tarzan. You Jane. Army Strong. Commercial Weak. An Army of one model/actress. The Central Innocuousness Agency. (ad scanned from latest ESPN magazine)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

His giant pores frighten me. I know you're a big tough manly Marine and all, but can't you use an astringent?!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha! p-b stole my thunder.

i was just going to say:

"you WILL consider getting some sort of pore reduction facial on a regular basis."

4:36 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Dang. Ya'll beat me to it.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Er, 9/11 was only six years ago, not seven - seventh anniversary is this year.

4:54 AM  

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