"SIR, what does 'impenetrable' mean, Commandant SIR?!?"
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The Few. The Proud. The Forgetful. Well, it HAS been over seven years, so maybe we've shored things up a tiny bit? But, guys, it's language like this that seems to always comes back to bite us! Go easy on the jarring jingoistic jargon, please? Wait, I know what to do: I'll go leave a friendly message on the Marines myspace page. previously in gov't recruitment ads: Me Tarzan. You Jane. Army Strong. Commercial Weak. An Army of one model/actress. The Central Innocuousness Agency. (ad scanned from latest ESPN magazine)
4 Comments:
His giant pores frighten me. I know you're a big tough manly Marine and all, but can't you use an astringent?!
ha ha! p-b stole my thunder.
i was just going to say:
"you WILL consider getting some sort of pore reduction facial on a regular basis."
Dang. Ya'll beat me to it.
Er, 9/11 was only six years ago, not seven - seventh anniversary is this year.
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