Tuesday, April 15, 2008

MYSTERY SOLVED—Dinosaurs killed off by STDs.

(click ad for closer look)
Meteor smeteor. This must be why today we have the phrase "bone like dinosaurs." Or something. Why would the town of Hempstead (Long Island?) use a dinosaur illustration on a syphilis public health announcement? Did local health officials discover a direct link between dinosaurs and human STDs? If only those randy Triceratops had been able to slip on an oversized Jontex condom or XXXL fruit-flavored rubber, maybe we'd still be living in caves and Jurassic Park IV wouldn't be in pre-production. (image source)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ad also overlooks the inconvenient truth that dinosaurs never existed.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it would tie in better if the dino illustration had a dome-shaped cranium, and some throbbing veins in it's neck...

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hurray, it's curable! Let's all fuck whores!

Seems like an ad for a Hempstead brothel.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you guys knew Hempstead, you'd know why they would advertise this. Ha!

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they trying to say? That there were dino-whores and there was jurassic clap?

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, If you haven't already spent some serious time thinking about Dino-Fucking, I highly recommend it. It's a fascinating concept.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T- Rex was the way they were because of sexual frustrations! How could they masturbate with those wee little arms and forget about foreplay!

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOORAY! I'm going to get me some dinosaur pussy!

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


hahahahaha, I just made a funny

in my pants.

8:50 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

good one, ppp.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but where's Jesus in the picture?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is riding bareback in the background.

9:26 AM  

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