Monday, June 09, 2008

The question is: did this 15(ish)-year-old American Apparel model do that sleazy tongue-bite move on her own, or did Dov coax it out of her?

(click ad for c/u, you perv)
...because that is the universal "I want to suck your dick" facial move. And, since the pants-optional CEO shoots all these underpaid models himself, my guess is he sweet-talked her into it. Just like he probably asked this young girl to fake (or maybe not fake) masturbation, this nude one to do that porny finger-on-lip thing, this finger-biting French street girl to flash her boobs, this dead-eyed model to unbutton her jeans, and this topless Lohan look-a-like to put her hair in her mouth. See, the man just has a misunderstood artistic vision. (thanks to FishNChimps for the screen grab)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seven self referential links on a fucking paragraph of are just as self-obsessed as that asshole, Dov.

4:31 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

thanks for reading...and counting, anon pussy...who's been reading forever and never signs his name because he's a small-dicked pussy with bad breath and webbed-feet.

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is so "courageous" about being the most disgusting ad person in nyc?

And no, I don't read this blog as often as you think.

7:11 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

"courageous" in I've ever once said that about myself, you pathetic stalking pussy. Get a life you fucking incredible loser.

8:59 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Also, just to explain the links within my posts to you, you slow-brained idiot——note that I don't use tags like all other blogs. I include relevant links because many people visiting here have just started to read the site, thanks to recent plugs from Slate, the Times, etc.

So next time, make a comment that has at least a fucking scintilla of insight.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on now... trolls will be trolls. And they do a perfect job of making themself look like total nutjobs - there's no need for anyone to emphasize that.
Alas, more publicity equals more trolls. And none of them run their own blogs of course. Hell no, they'd be subject to criticism.

1:23 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

rob! shh...I'm in character...

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

honestly, i've been reading your blog for a while now...and i still enjoy every referential link that you post. lets me look back at all the previous atrocities you post about.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think American Apparel and their dearest Dov are as sleazy as any other reasonable non-hipster tool, but I'm fairly sure all of their models are above legal age and this is fairly tame as far as their ads go, so I'd say that the energy used to write the post and beat the subsequent trolls into submission with their own clubs was wasted.

8:42 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

well, anon good nurse, not according to reports from more than one ex employee.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love American Apparel.

1:24 AM  

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