The mighty Quinn.
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(click ads) The long-awaited follow-up to men's suit seller Duncan Quinn's disgusting NoLita Strangler ad is finally here, scanned from the latest City magazine. Women, he rapes and asphyxiates. Men, he simply blows away with a sawed-off shotgun. Bespoke gangsta! Do you, Jimmy Choo, and Marc Jacobs share fantasy snuff photo-shoot stories? Dead is the new Black in fashion ads. Anyway, Duncan baby, You still need a third execution to complete your contrived, desperate, faux-edgy Killer fashion concept. Here's one: Motorcycle chase crash scene with a couple of well-dressed beheaded riders (he sells helmets). Here's another: suicide scene, blood splattered on the wall behind you, but not a drop on your pinstripes. And your corpse is smiling. Readers, add your third ad ideas in the comments, if you want.
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The fact that she is obviously wearing Agent Provocateur lingerie softens the message. I might be willing to die for a $300 bra.
Third ad: bursting out of a cake holding a clown's head on his unit (Am. Psycho. No blood or icing on the silk) and he's doing it all for Billy's 6th birthday party.
Come all without...
What ideas can I give a guy who creates "Personality Wrappers™"?
Love it, great homage to an all time favorite film: Get Carter (the Michael Caine version).
See the original pic: http://www.glorianaproductions.com/images/film_icons/get_carter_1_lrg.jpg
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