Monday, December 07, 2009

waxing pathetic.

(click ads, which have been cropped) This latest case of Photoshop animal abuse brought to you by Queen Bee Waxing of Culver City, California—porn capital of the world. So that explains the shaved cock. Not explained: How, after viewing that hideous hairless beaver, I'm supposed to replace my eager tongue, which has killed itself by ripping free from my mouth and sliding down my esophagus to burn to death in my stomach acid. Good Monday morning to y'all (images via).
Previous waxing ads (yes, this is one of my regular beats):
V is for Vagina Victory.
• Naughty Nads®—twat the hell?
• And SFW or NSFW?


Blogger Emil said...

I wonder how many times the AD cursed starfishes and their stupid lack of hair.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culver City-California porn capitol of the world.

Ummmmmm, no. That title goes to the San Fernando Valley and specifically Simi Valley.

12:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You're right of course, but shouting distance. And really: all fucking stupid LA is PORN.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an informative blog... Thanks!

I was already familiar with the North American and European beaver BUT not the Brazilian kind.

1:07 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Spare me the patronizing platitudes, and just get to the beaver talk.
Thank you.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Copyranter... Don't be such a:

Buceta, Xana, Xavasca, Xota, Babadora, arrombada, doidinha, chochota, braguilha, xoroca, valeta, viuva-negra, teca, gamela, chinin, brasa, metedeira, envelope-peludo, ingrata, xavasca, ceceta, coisinha, mata-homem, grogrota, inha, acari-roxo, meu-bibelo, etc., etc.

- all Portuguese words for 'Pussy'.

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm - Simi Valley is not in the San Fernando Valley, Anonymous. It's in Ventura County. The San Fernando Valley is LA County.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simi Valley is where I grew up! It not only is NOT in San Fernando Valley it's not even in the same county Ventura is Simi, Los Angeles County is San Fernando!

7:55 PM  
Blogger Ms K said...

That beaver proves only this: some things are much cuter with hair.

7:21 AM  

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