Friday, July 29, 2011

NYC Real Estate Ad Watch: Tattooed Naked Fauxhemian Edition.

(click image) What the fuck is that on the bathtub next to the wine? Human entrails? This is via edgy Bushwick Brooklyn, thus the IN YOUR FACE tats. In case you missed it: "hipster" was killed last year, replaced by fauxhemian. Via New York Shitty. Previously in: NYC Real Estate Ad Watch. Related: the unparalleled hyperbole of NYC real estate advertising.


Blogger Joe Crawford said...

Sweet potato fries in a human entrail presentation?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Alan E. said...

I am thinking sweet potato fries, too. They are edgier than regular fries.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Tess said...

At first glance I thought her tattooed arm was a fancy ass bath pillow that draped over the edge of the tub. I know, my only excuse is that I'm still in the middle of my first cup of coffee (sadly, not being served by a sex doll).

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lived in Wburg 22 years ago. Then, and now, if I had that many tattoos I would not have been able to afford the rent on my apartment. Funnily, an informal poll at local fauxhemian cafe revealed that not ONE of these lovelies admitted PAYING for their tats. They all, "knew an artist". How do artists make their living?

6:39 PM  
Anonymous mrjohn said...

"How do artists make their living?"

tramp stamps on fat people

11:39 PM  
Blogger Confidence Stimpson said...

After a glass of wine, read aloud among friends, real estate ad copy is hilarious. Except for mine, of course, which is only funny intentionally.

5:45 PM  

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