I am Woman. Hear me Blubber.
What isn't Jane? She's a Lioness. She's a Kitten. She's a Virgin. She's a Slut. She can Suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch. She Loves Eating Pink Cookies. She's a Genius. She's an Idiot. She's a Leader. She's a Lemming. She has a Heart of Gold. She's has a Heart of Stone. She Loves her Parents. She Killed her Parents. She's Zen. She's a Ten. She's Ginger. She's Mary Ann. She's Everything. She's Nothing. She's 8. She's 80.previous Jane Posts:
1. Jane readership...
2. Jane calls the pose...
3. "Jane you ignorant slut!"
posted by copyranter @ 9:10 AM
10 Comments:
So she's a hypocrite feminist? I like writing tickets to "Jane", it makes me feel better (Windy City Cop).
Mabe they should rename the rag Sybil.
I saw a girl on the subway reading Jane. I wanted to say, "You ride the G Train. You like your G spot." But I'm only man enough to write these things on blog comments.
She picks up her own dry cleaning. She hates wire hangers.
hypocritical? men love our contradictions. they just can't get enough. the more fucked up we are in our choices and behavior, the further their noses are up our skirts. jane is reminding us not to let you all down by being too predictable, helpful, or sweet. you know you hate that.
I'm just a whore for fashion.
I love it that Ashlee Simpson is in the cover- the perfect example of someone who loves herself so much in fact, that she ran straight from the photo shoot and into the OR to get her nose done. Priceless.
archeress...you are applauding a lack of conviction not contradiction. some also call it a bipolar disorder.
Who cares what she does, likes, says or thinks. I'd fuck her.
Why can we only see less than half of her face?
Hives, probably. Bless her. Probably insecure. I like that.
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