Tips Are Always Appreciated.

Previously, when I typed "commenter" into Google Image Search, this was the first person's pic (link) that came up. Today, Easter Sunday, this here was the first one.
Sad.
Still, I do not hate all of you. I've even used a few of your tips now and again. See an ad, billboard, etc. that you think is stupid or great, snap or scan it and send it to me (copyranter(at)hotmail(dot)com).
Also, if you work at an ad agency and want to rat out your boss or an asshole account executive or even a fucking co-worker who stole your idea or maybe you're just an asshole yourself and you like to watch nice-but-idiotic people suffer—send me stories, overheard conversations, illegal invoices, etc. Last round, there were only a couple of noteworthy reports. But hey, you never know.
Oh, also—he is risen, rejoice, etc. Happy Easter.
previously in I heart commenters:
1. Someone Talked, Round 1.
2. The Human Train Wreck.
3. Google Image Search: commenter.
4. Gone snorkeling with Donny Deutsch.