(Bank of America ad for personalized MLB checks)
It says: "I throw batteries/bottles/etc. at opposing teams' outfielders during playoff games even when my beloved $200 million team is WINNING (I witnessed it, en masse, twice) and I have the sense of humor of mouse diarrhea and I would blow herpes-dicked Derek Jeter, no questions asked and I call Mets fans "trash" even though half of Yankee Stadium crowds are Wall Street douchebags and the other half are numb & dumb B&T suburban fat guts and I don't understand it when comedians (apologies, Doug Stanhope) make fun of me by comparing my rooting for the Yankees to rooting for the dealers at casinos...
previously in Yankee Fans are a Bunch of Mouth-Breathing Mooks:
1. Bleacher Creature cuff links.
2. Derek Jeter's "Driven."
3. Is IT In YOU?
4. Urnie Banks?