PUCKER UP, ASSHOLE.

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Previous asshole metaphor visuals: Unlock your brown ass door with Kellogg's All-Bran. Cool your burning chocolate starfish with Novartis hemorrhoid cream. Public bathroom Sphinctertising via Silk Soft toilet paper.