Drinking Stoli will take 30 years off your face.
(click ad, via) Photoshop Phacial Abuse of the Week! Man-oh-man, has the "chick magnet" Hef's mug been digitally steam-cleaned or what? Shit, I've downed my share of Russian vodka over the years. Maybe I need to inject it into my forehead? And yes, I would have a drink with me because I don't talk too much, which makes for the perfect drinking buddy.
Previous celebs retouched to a fare-thee-well:
• Mary Hart.
• Ashley Judd.
related: Evangeline Lilly in the most fucked up celebrity endorsement print ad I've ever seen.