Monday, June 28, 2010

I am 5 today.

Five years ago today, copyanter left the vagina of its mother, the Internet. In celebration of the absolute supreme waste of time it's been, here's five of the most controversial, most commented-on ad posts:
smoking = 9/11.
Gwyneth Paltrow is African.
The New King of Blowjob Ads.
The most sexist beer ads ever produced?
Bacardi sez the hot summer accessory is an "Ugly Girlfriend."

7 Comments:

Anonymous syh said...

Yay! Congrats CR and thanks for everything you do. One of my favorite reads OF ALL TIME.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous imp kerr said...

copyranter i met you several times and you never told me you were only 5 years old. you're so sculpted, and veiny, for your age. and so tall. you should consider a career in advertising b/c you have an eye that nobody (even the very experienced dribbling 40-50 years old ad peeps) has in the industry. be aware that it's a weird world though. empty, priggish, deleterious. anyway, happy anniversary, and happy everything.

6:28 PM  
Blogger provato said...

happy blogbday and keep rocking

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

an eternity in e-years. congrats, still read this page every single day.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

Congratulations 'ranter'!!!

May you bark and bite the hand that feeds you for the next five.

Just as silver is the modern symbol for the 5th wedding anniversary, accept this gift then as a token of my appreciation.

http://www.ohmydogsupplies.com/raised-single-dog-bowl-pyramid-feeder.html?utm_source=linkconnector&utm_medium=feed&utm_term=RaisedSingleDogBowlPyramidFeederElevatedDogFeeders&utm_content=Select&utm_campaign=feed&site=www.linkconnector.com&lct=s

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Mark said...

And what a petulant toddler Copyranter has been over those years. Twice the 'ranter's toys were tossed from his pram and threats to close-up were made. Tut, tut.

Honestly you make RSS worthwhile. Here's to the next five. Browsing just isn't worthwhile without you.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be silly. You are still stuck in said vagina.

12:52 PM  

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