Link Haze #1, 12/3/10
• Stick guns.
• Jesus's return is nigh. Buy jewelry.
• Speaking of which: it's May 21, 2011.
• The truth about the female praying mantis.
• It's beginning to look a lot like KKKhristmas.
• Tom Brady, as envisioned by a nine-year-old Jets fan.
• Johnny Marr forbids David Cameron from liking The Smiths.
• My pretend girlfriend uploaded a new song! I...I don't like it?!?