Steven Seagal's f*cked up face stars in Aussie beer ad.

(via) Currently hunting Mexicans in Arizona, Seagal here gives one of his trademark wooden takes. But the humor of spot is totally usurped by that plastic bloated Steven Seagal mask bloated Steven Seagal is wearing. Anyway, the gist of the spot is that Carlton Dry wants your funny/exciting stories. They'll pick a winner, and Seagal will play you in the story. Stupid. The zen garden is a nice touch. But that face. Previous manly men in ads: Hugh Hefner • Snoop Dogg • Al Pacino • George Clooney • Jackie Chan • Quentin Tarantino • Robert De Niro.