The Balvenie Weenie® and I are now facebook "friends."
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Yes, it's true. The mouthless douchebag—the deliverer of the worst bar pick-up lines in pick-up line history, and the worst spokesman in ad history—sent me a friend request. And I accepted. A portion of our cheery text message exchange so far, above. (Here's where I murdered him.)
I'm disappointed that the Fleshlight-loving troll hasn't stayed in character while messaging me: The Balvenie Weenie® would never say "Thunderdome that shit."
posted by copyranter @ 10:20 AM
2 Comments:
This is so damn funny. Your threats are far more manly than his.
Ooooooooooooo is Alexandra Balvenie having a hissy fit?
I must agree with bowlingwithnopanties your threats are way manlier than hers are!
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