T&A Ad Watch: Omax.

(click ads, pervs) Previously, a South Korean Olympus camera ad blatantly auto-focused on tits. Now, Publicis India has produced an even more ridiculously sexist campaign for Omax wide-angle lenses. Omax is a digital camera accessories company based in New Delhi. And, if these dramatizations are to be believed, they've completely revolutionized the physics of photography (Here's a third ad, set at the beach). Previously in: T&A ad watch. Previously in: bad camera ads.

(nsfw) Coors and Bud wish they could run this spot.

There is nothing more generic than beer advertising. The goal, usually, is to appeal to man's manly side, either through sexism or misogyny or making fun of wimpy males. This spot by BMF in Sydney for Australian light beer Hahn will certainly make real Down Under men smile knowingly. T&A, sweetheart. T & fucking A. It's what we're all about. The mother holding up the bottle was quite a forced product plug, wasn't it? Ringtone was created by NYC's tonefarmer. If you'd like to recreate this tired cliche of a dinner scenario at your future in-laws' house, you can download it. (via).

The men's dress shoe as phallic symbol.

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"made by hand"—by naked female artisans. The English are fine, fine footwear makers. I've had one pair of now-discontinued John Fluevog boots (update: which as a commenter has pointed out, are made in CANADA, not England, as I thought. Well Dr. Martens are well-made. update #2: the majority of Fluevog shoes are actually made in Poland & Portugal.) for about 13 years, and they are still sharp and still going strong.
But these models...such supple uppers...smooth lines...well-built...you STOP staring at those lady parts! These John White shoe ads are wrong wrong wrong! Such gratuitous sex! Shame on you, you randy Brits. These shameful portraits of shamelessness have now been entered into copyranter's Advertising Gratuitous T&A Hall of Shame, hanging next to these French, German and American examples. For SHAME!!! (I gotta say, with the second ad above (R), the frilly thing gets in the way of my consumerist thought process.)
Ads via Chimp Media Monitoring, headed up by a highly entertaining ad chap whose words soothe and seduce me.

Classic Harley-Davidson spot from 2006.

(via) Ad agency: Ogilvy, South Africa.
Related: the T&A motorcycle helmets (kinda nsfw).

copranter: what are T*Ts selling today?

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Heineken-owned Aussie beer Foster's. Old ad, year unknown. Tits have of course sold beer lots (example : a beer mug made to look like a tit). But this is a rather unsubtle execution. TITS: WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL? Related: Another Aussie beer brand, Hahn, produced this aural T&A commercial.

Design update: T&A motorcycle helmets.

(click images, via) Here you go, sleazy riders. Let the ladies know you were born to be fucking wild. The titty headgear even features a nipple piercing. Concept designs by Kazakhstan ad agency Good. As we know, everything in Russia sex (nsfw)! (Not part of Russia, I know.)