Monday, March 13, 2006

Join The Village Voice Street Prostitution Team.

Do you read the VV? Are you “Hip” yet “Reliable?” Gritty? Do you have a "LOUD" voice? Well then, How would YOU like to join an "Ultra-Cool" team of Street Marketing Studs? You’ll roll into clubs, bars, and super-cool stores—Street Style!— to spread the "four-one-one" on the mega-cool VV and, occasionally, blow the owner. Don’t have the proper shades or haircut? Don’t sweat it, coolio! Both will be provided for you, as well as condoms. The Streets Are Calling, Hustler!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this guy stepped right out of an 80s molly ringwald vehicle.

blane? steff? long duk dong? is that you?

9:17 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

Yeah and who pulls down the right side of their shades with their LEFT HAND?!! Or maybe it's the hand of the guy blow, er, I mean below, him.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Jordan Behan said...

I thought the exact same thing, Angelina.

If I lived in New York, I'd be all over this. When else would you get to dress like Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club?

ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE! (that's my best loud voice)

1:24 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

The Village Voice = kneejerk liberal garbage.

"Be part of an ultracool team!" God. That makes me puke.

1:34 PM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

I think I'll pass thanks.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how they say it will "build your resume with publishing."

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. He looks like the sort of guy who didn't bother watching the Super Bowl.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll take him out, Slinky Redfoot. Godwhacker's on the case.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. I thought Steve Buscemi had moved on to bigger things.

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bummer! IMBD hosed the link to Steve Buscemi. Okay, once more with feeling.

7:47 PM  

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