Thursday, May 18, 2006

Law Firm Puts Potential Client Behind Bars In Ad.

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Let's see here:
I’m the bird? And law firm Zuckerman Spaeder LLP is…the birdcage? And the lion is what? The Law? Well, uh, shouldn’t I then be in a stronger cage? Or actually, shouldn’t I be flying free and not, you know, in fucking jail? And shouldn't lawyers be required to bone up on their Mammalia studies before doing any more wild life metaphor ads?

What is it with law firms and animals?
Law Firm Issued Nitwit Writ.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safe AND Sorry?

That is not reassuring.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

The client is the safe, innocent little bird who has done nothing to get him or herself into this mess and the lioness is the evil prosecution that will destroy the tweety bird and the cage is the flimsey objections zuckerman will continually raise so everyone just hates the bird and throws it out of court because it's all just a big pain in the ass.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maulleigh has spwaned an idea -- they should've used a Sylvester and Tweety cartoon. It would've made a better point.

As it is that big fricking lion, with one good swing of it's big fricking paw, could still kill that stupid little bird. I shot a bird with a bb gun once. A frickng bb would sail right through those stupid little bars.

1:13 PM  
Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

Yes. Back to your law ad-bashing form, sweet Ranter.

Did you notice that the lion's paws are crossed in an "I'm not menacing, I'm just here chilling out and chatting with my friend the little bird" kind of way? He's a friendly old lion, see.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly. Lions don't eat birds. That's why the lion's there to protect the bird from smaller cats. Can't people just think a little? Hell.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it would have been more menacing if it was a cat with an attitude. This looks more like a Dr. Doolittle type of thing.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Transformer said...

I woulkd like it better if the lion was a horse and the bird was some sort of paramecium, and instead of the bird cage it was maybe the space shuttle perhaps.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Kitty Laverne said...

Wait, which one is Denny Crane?

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God. I worked at the design firm that made these (was the art buyer at the time), and told the folks there that these ads were retarded. But who listens to art buyers?

1:44 PM  

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